The Morning Mental Haze

This is a poem about how I felt after smoking a lot of pot before falling asleep and going to math class the next morning.

Unlike previous poems, this is not a haiku nor is it related to math in anyway.

Drugged to bed
Drug from it
A cloudy morning dew

Nifty Homework Fun!

My teacher actually said that phrase.  I'm sure he was being sarcastic.

But I'm a dick and wrote a haiku about it.

Plus, it's nice to have a continuing theme.

Nifty homework fun!
An accurate misnomer
For myMathlab's game

Take that math teacher!

Math Class Haikus

He was going over linear inequalities.  It was a review and was dreadfully boring.

Plus, they make for a good first post.

Early morning math
Warm sheets for cold equations
A horrible trade

Find rise over run
Old ideas taught anew
How bored the teacher

Linear problems
Twisted logic on straight lines
A teacher's failure

In intercept form
Right answers are found out wrong
Try your standard form!